Week 3 Dicks HOH blog

(I think he has the longest HOH blog in Big Brother history)

Wow, what a week this has been for me in the Big Brother house!!! Unbelievable, to say the least!! Could I have written a better script if I was in control, in a Godlike fashion?? NO WAY!

Going from the person I hated the most getting HOH and putting both me and my daughter Daniele on the block, which was totally expected and extremely predictable from Jen. To Daniele winning the power of veto, taking herself off the block…. (and let’s not forget the fact that during that competition I won a PLASMA TV!) To me feeling I had no worries whatsoever while on the block about getting the boot out of the house…to actually hearing the Chenbot herself saying that with a vote of 9 to 1, Joe you are evicted from the Big Brother house (Woo Hoo!!) To going directly into the Head of Household competition…AND WINNING HOH!!!

My, my…what a difference a minute makes here in the house. What a power switch. It was just such a great feeling of vindication. But what followed was probably the most unexpected and stressful time I have spent here so far.

It started with Kail rolling over on her entire alliance and giving everyone up, including both the deer and giraffe in the backyard. Then letting all the rest come to me and listening to their spiels about their reasoning for trying to turn the vote to get me out. Truth is that if anyone in this place was smart at all, they would have taken that shot and voted me out. I think I have shown that I am in this thing to win this thing, and I am taking no prisoners…As the Queen (Jen), playing the Queen of Hearts in Alice would say…”OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!”

Mike Dutz after the jump

We can’t say we’re shocked that closed-mouthed, hot-bodied Mike Dutz was evicted from the “Big Brother 8″ house in last night’s live episode. Quiet people are soooo suspicious. And attractive people are sooo threatening. Not a good combination for a contestant on this summer’s most paranoid reality show. Recently upgraded Chenbot didn’t have much interview time with Mikey last night, so let’s ask him some questions of our own.

The Slug: Hello Mike. How’s it going?

Mike Dutz: It’s going well. How are you doing?

The Slug: Actually, not that well. I knew I was gonna talk to you this morning, so I tried to do my hair like yours, and it took forever. What’s your secret?

Mike Dutz: Boy, there is no secret involved. It is a matter of drying the hair off thoroughly, throwing some hair product in it, a little bit of hairspray and you’re good to go.

The Slug: And a lot of maintenance?

Mike Dutz: It can take a little bit of maintenance. It tends to fall out of place. Just put some hairspray in it.

Sludgeaholic of the Month

So surfing the internet I came across a website that Big Brother 8 house guest Evel Dick visits called metal sludge. A fan site for the bands Motley Crue, Kiss, Van Halen, Guns N’ Roses and many other metal bands. I find it funny the slogan for their website is “Acting like a Dick since 1998″ but either way Dick won Sludeaholic of the month for October 2004. Here is his interview with metal sludge:

(*Warning: All sorts of Language*)

After reading this interview I don’t think I like him very much anymore, he is to vile and disturbed.